The stocking stuffer that steals Christmas morning.
Fastest draw in the bathroom.
Socks and lottery tickets are fine. This is the one everyone talks about at brunch.
The Pee Shooter is a silicone tool for the morning bathroom situation. It's about a foot long, so it sticks out of the stocking, which is half the fun. It's funny the second he sees it and genuinely useful the next day.
It comes in 13 colors and can be engraved with his name.
Pre-ordering now: $15–$27 ($10 off). Money-back guarantee.
Questions
Does size matter?
For this? Yes. The funnel and inside chamber are sized to length and width. Rookie: under 5 in long, under 4¼ in around. Deputy: 5–6 in, 4¼–5 in around. Sheriff: 6–7 in, 5–5¾ in around. Big Iron: over 7 in, over 5¾ in around. Between sizes, go up. Wrong pick? Free swap.
Is this a real product?
Yes. Five rounds of design with a product engineering firm, food-grade silicone, and one job: solve a morning problem nobody talks about.
Can I personalize it?
Yes, yes and yes. Engrave the flat panel on one side or both sides, in one of five fonts. Up to 10 characters +$9, up to 20 +$14, up to 30 +$19 per spot. Emojis count as one character. You approve a proof before we make it.
How do I clean it?
Really. Rinse it in the sink or put it on the top rack of the dishwasher. It's food-grade silicone.
When will I get it?
Orders ship in the order they come in, and we email you tracking the day yours ships. Every order has a money-back guarantee.