For the man who has everything. Except this.

Fastest draw in the bathroom.

He buys whatever he wants, so the usual gift list is useless. You need something he'd never buy himself but will be glad to own.

The Pee Shooter is a seated urination aid for the morning situation. It sounds like a joke and it opens like one, and then it really works: sit down, point it down, no splash.

Engrave it, pick a loud color, and send the certificate. It's done in 30 seconds.

Pick his size and color

Pre-ordering now: $15–$27 ($10 off). Money-back guarantee.

Pee Shooter in its orange gift box with a glow-in-the-dark window

He doesn't own oneWe checked. Nobody does yet.

Funny, then usefulHe laughs when he opens it and uses it the next morning.

Make it hisEngrave either flat side. Five fonts. You approve a proof.

Easy to cleanFood-grade silicone, top rack of the dishwasher.

Questions

Does size matter?

For this? Yes. The funnel and inside chamber are sized to length and width. Rookie: under 5 in long, under 4¼ in around. Deputy: 5–6 in, 4¼–5 in around. Sheriff: 6–7 in, 5–5¾ in around. Big Iron: over 7 in, over 5¾ in around. Between sizes, go up. Wrong pick? Free swap.

Is this a real product?

Yes. Five rounds of design with a product engineering firm, food-grade silicone, and one job: solve a morning problem nobody talks about.

Can I personalize it?

Yes, yes and yes. Engrave the flat panel on one side or both sides, in one of five fonts. Up to 10 characters +$9, up to 20 +$14, up to 30 +$19 per spot. Emojis count as one character. You approve a proof before we make it.

How do I clean it?

Really. Rinse it in the sink or put it on the top rack of the dishwasher. It's food-grade silicone.

When will I get it?

Orders ship in the order they come in, and we email you tracking the day yours ships. Every order has a money-back guarantee.