The Father's Day gift he'll actually use.

Fastest draw in the bathroom.

Another tie isn't happening. Another mug won't fit in the cabinet.

The Pee Shooter fixes the morning situation every dad has and no dad talks about. It's a laugh on Father's Day and useful every morning after.

Engrave "PROPERTY OF DAD," pick his color, and schedule the certificate for Father's Day morning.

Pick his size and color

Pre-ordering now: $15–$27 ($10 off). Money-back guarantee.

Pee Shooter in its orange gift box with a glow-in-the-dark window

PROPERTY OF DADThe most popular engraving. You approve a proof.

13 colorsFrom classic Jet Black to Glow in the Dark.

Schedule itCertificate emails on the date you pick.

Free size swapPicked wrong? We swap it.

Questions

Does size matter?

For this? Yes. The funnel and inside chamber are sized to length and width. Rookie: under 5 in long, under 4¼ in around. Deputy: 5–6 in, 4¼–5 in around. Sheriff: 6–7 in, 5–5¾ in around. Big Iron: over 7 in, over 5¾ in around. Between sizes, go up. Wrong pick? Free swap.

Is this a real product?

Yes. Five rounds of design with a product engineering firm, food-grade silicone, and one job: solve a morning problem nobody talks about.

Can I personalize it?

Yes, yes and yes. Engrave the flat panel on one side or both sides, in one of five fonts. Up to 10 characters +$9, up to 20 +$14, up to 30 +$19 per spot. Emojis count as one character. You approve a proof before we make it.

How do I clean it?

Really. Rinse it in the sink or put it on the top rack of the dishwasher. It's food-grade silicone.

When will I get it?

Orders ship in the order they come in, and we email you tracking the day yours ships. Every order has a money-back guarantee.