A Christmas gift for your husband that's funny and actually useful.

Fastest draw in the bathroom.

You've done the watch, the wallet, and the sweater. This year, solve a problem he'd never bring up.

The Pee Shooter is a silicone tool for the morning bathroom situation. He sits down, points it down, and the floor stays dry. That's good for him and great for whoever cleans the bathroom.

Wrap the loud orange box, or send the gift certificate to his inbox on Christmas morning.

Pick his size and color

Pre-ordering now: $15–$27 ($10 off). Money-back guarantee.

Pee Shooter in its orange gift box with a glow-in-the-dark window

Under the treeA loud orange box with "Warning: contents are exactly what you think."

Make it hisEngrave his name or an inside joke on either side.

A gift for you tooA dry bathroom floor. Merry Christmas to everyone.

Certificate on ChristmasPick the date and we email it that morning.

Questions

Does size matter?

For this? Yes. The funnel and inside chamber are sized to length and width. Rookie: under 5 in long, under 4¼ in around. Deputy: 5–6 in, 4¼–5 in around. Sheriff: 6–7 in, 5–5¾ in around. Big Iron: over 7 in, over 5¾ in around. Between sizes, go up. Wrong pick? Free swap.

Is this a real product?

Yes. Five rounds of design with a product engineering firm, food-grade silicone, and one job: solve a morning problem nobody talks about.

Can I personalize it?

Yes, yes and yes. Engrave the flat panel on one side or both sides, in one of five fonts. Up to 10 characters +$9, up to 20 +$14, up to 30 +$19 per spot. Emojis count as one character. You approve a proof before we make it.

How do I clean it?

Really. Rinse it in the sink or put it on the top rack of the dishwasher. It's food-grade silicone.

When will I get it?

Orders ship in the order they come in, and we email you tracking the day yours ships. Every order has a money-back guarantee.