About Pee Shooter

Fastest draw in the bathroom.

The problem

Every man knows the morning situation. You wake up, you need to go, and aiming is a problem. Most guys lean over the toilet, miss anyway, and wipe the floor. Nobody talks about it.

The fix

The Pee Shooter is a soft, food-grade silicone tool with three parts. A funnel catches the stream. A splash chamber slows it down. A tail points it into the bowl. You sit down, point it down, and you're done.

How it was made

It went through five design rounds with a product engineering firm, from napkin sketch to 3D prints to the final rounded shape. The shape, the funnel and the four sizes were all tuned for comfort and a dry floor.

The founder

Captain Sumpter founded Pee Shooter on one belief: the fastest draw in the bathroom should also be the cleanest. He takes the mission seriously. Mostly.

The details

4 sizes (Rookie, Deputy, Sheriff, Big Iron) by length and girth. 13 colors, including Glow in the Dark. Optional engraving on either flat side. Dishwasher safe. Pre-ordering now with $10 off and a money-back guarantee.