The gift for Dad that's funny and actually useful.

Fastest draw in the bathroom.

Dad has every gadget, every tie, and every mug. He does not have this.

Every man knows the morning situation: you wake up, you need to go, and aiming is a problem. Dad has been leaning over the toilet for decades. The Pee Shooter fixes it. He sits down, points it down, and the floor stays dry.

It gets a laugh when he opens it, and he'll use it every week after that. Hardly any gag gift does both.

Pick his size and color

Pre-ordering now: $15–$27 ($10 off). Money-back guarantee.

Pee Shooter in its orange gift box with a glow-in-the-dark window

Engrave itPut "PROPERTY OF DAD" or his name on the flat panel. You approve a proof first.

Pick his color13 finishes, from Blaze Orange to Glow in the Dark for the 3 AM trip.

Easy sizingFour sizes. Between sizes, go up. Wrong pick? Free swap.

Gift-readyComes in a loud box he can't hide. A gift certificate is emailed right away.

Questions

Does size matter?

For this? Yes. The funnel and inside chamber are sized to length and width. Rookie: under 5 in long, under 4¼ in around. Deputy: 5–6 in, 4¼–5 in around. Sheriff: 6–7 in, 5–5¾ in around. Big Iron: over 7 in, over 5¾ in around. Between sizes, go up. Wrong pick? Free swap.

Is this a real product?

Yes. Five rounds of design with a product engineering firm, food-grade silicone, and one job: solve a morning problem nobody talks about.

Can I personalize it?

Yes, yes and yes. Engrave the flat panel on one side or both sides, in one of five fonts. Up to 10 characters +$9, up to 20 +$14, up to 30 +$19 per spot. Emojis count as one character. You approve a proof before we make it.

How do I clean it?

Really. Rinse it in the sink or put it on the top rack of the dishwasher. It's food-grade silicone.

When will I get it?

Orders ship in the order they come in, and we email you tracking the day yours ships. Every order has a money-back guarantee.