A gift for Grandpa that's funny now and handy every morning.

Fastest draw in the bathroom.

Grandpa has everything, and he'll tell you he needs nothing. He'll still laugh at this, and he'll use it.

The Pee Shooter lets him sit down instead of leaning over the toilet. The Glow in the Dark finish is easy to find at night without turning on the lights.

Engrave it with "GRANDPA" or the grandkids' names and let them hand it over.

Pick his size and color

Pre-ordering now: $15–$27 ($10 off). Money-back guarantee.

Pee Shooter in its orange gift box with a glow-in-the-dark window

Sit, don't leanEasier than standing over the bowl half awake.

Glow in the DarkFind it at 3 AM without a lamp. +$4.

From the grandkidsEngrave their names. Watch the reaction.

Easy to cleanRinse it or put it on the top rack of the dishwasher.

Questions

Does size matter?

For this? Yes. The funnel and inside chamber are sized to length and width. Rookie: under 5 in long, under 4¼ in around. Deputy: 5–6 in, 4¼–5 in around. Sheriff: 6–7 in, 5–5¾ in around. Big Iron: over 7 in, over 5¾ in around. Between sizes, go up. Wrong pick? Free swap.

Is this a real product?

Yes. Five rounds of design with a product engineering firm, food-grade silicone, and one job: solve a morning problem nobody talks about.

Can I personalize it?

Yes, yes and yes. Engrave the flat panel on one side or both sides, in one of five fonts. Up to 10 characters +$9, up to 20 +$14, up to 30 +$19 per spot. Emojis count as one character. You approve a proof before we make it.

How do I clean it?

Really. Rinse it in the sink or put it on the top rack of the dishwasher. It's food-grade silicone.

When will I get it?

Orders ship in the order they come in, and we email you tracking the day yours ships. Every order has a money-back guarantee.