The groomsmen gift they'll talk about at the reception.

Fastest draw in the bathroom.

Flasks and pocket knives are fine. Nobody tells stories about them.

The Pee Shooter is a silicone tool for the morning situation every man has and nobody talks about. Engrave each one with a name or a wedding date, hand them out at the rehearsal dinner, and watch the table lose it.

It's funny in the room and useful every morning after. That's a better deal than most groomsmen gifts.

Pick his size and color

Pre-ordering now: $15–$27 ($10 off). Money-back guarantee.

Pee Shooter in its orange gift box with a glow-in-the-dark window

Engrave every oneNames, initials, the date, or "BEST MAN." Up to 30 characters per side.

Mix the colors13 finishes, so every guy gets his own.

Sized rightFour sizes. A private fit check helps each guy pick. Swaps are free.

$10 off eachEvery one is $10 off while pre-ordering.

Questions

Does size matter?

For this? Yes. The funnel and inside chamber are sized to length and width. Rookie: under 5 in long, under 4¼ in around. Deputy: 5–6 in, 4¼–5 in around. Sheriff: 6–7 in, 5–5¾ in around. Big Iron: over 7 in, over 5¾ in around. Between sizes, go up. Wrong pick? Free swap.

Is this a real product?

Yes. Five rounds of design with a product engineering firm, food-grade silicone, and one job: solve a morning problem nobody talks about.

Can I personalize it?

Yes, yes and yes. Engrave the flat panel on one side or both sides, in one of five fonts. Up to 10 characters +$9, up to 20 +$14, up to 30 +$19 per spot. Emojis count as one character. You approve a proof before we make it.

How do I clean it?

Really. Rinse it in the sink or put it on the top rack of the dishwasher. It's food-grade silicone.

When will I get it?

Orders ship in the order they come in, and we email you tracking the day yours ships. Every order has a money-back guarantee.